A Guide to Getting Free Stuff
Are you saving for that first house? Is weekly pinball and beer putting a drain on your household budget? As a public service to our readers, Exit133 has prepared a comprehensive list of how to get free stuff in Tacoma with how-to examples provided by the local media. Enjoy.
- Scour Craigslist. Look for entries inviting you into empty homes. Show up and take what you want!
- Go to Gig Harbor. Get a free fern. It’s just that easy.
- Hire someone to build a bridge. Make them sign a contract that charges them for being late. Then don’t let their stuff into the state. Repeat as necessary.
- Cross dress and pretend to be half your age. Then scam people. (Caution, may only work in Everett).
- Borrow your brother’s medals he won in Vietnam. Dress up as a Marine. Then scam people.
- Visit buildings that spontaneously collapse. Usually best to go after dark, but there might be loads of free stuff inside. Go exploring!
- Start a non-accredited university. Take money from people on-line. Send them a diploma based on their life experiences.
- Don’t pay your tolls on the Narrows. (Caution, may actually cost $49.)
What kind of free stuff do you know how to get?