August 21, 2007 ·

Fence Goes Up Around Drakes

Not to get everybody excited about another fence going up along Pacific, but a fence has gone up in front of the old Drake’s location in the 800 block of Pacific.  We’d noticed a bit of work being done in the space over the last few days and there have been several disparate rumors going around.  Maybe something’s about to change… Details welcome.

Photo by Erik B

9 comments

  • OC Housewife March 7, 2008

    Sassy covered this one so well it took me a while to come up with my two cents. Perhaps “Cupcake” is a little threatened by the “plenty of history” that DOMM has with her man and this is her messed up way of showing it.

  • Robin March 7, 2008

    Hmm. Good point, OC. I agree that the ‘village bicycle’ aka ‘hoochie coochie slag’ with her ‘vicious’ tentacles could possibly be feeling a little jealous of Defender’s close relationship with Fritz and is showing Defender how it feels… but then again, she could just truly be a tramp. Take it up with the lady, Defender!

  • Mofo from the Hood March 8, 2008

    If you’re married and you’re seeking a fulfilling relationship with the opposite sex outside of your covenant then you’ve got bigger problems than Sassy can help with.

    Instead of trying to find another “right” companion, try acting like the “right” companion…for your spouse.

  • Tressie March 10, 2008

    oh, big deal. Ho’s hit on my hubby all the time. It’s kinda funny. I just ask for Polaroids. A happy husband/wife doesn’t stray. A straying polecat/pussycat is a good thing to be rid of anyway…….oh, Yeah, and “fritz” is pretty sick of hearing how his wife is a ho-cake, and not a cupcake. Defensive is right.
    The whole thing is pretty much Jerry Springer anyway….why participate in the trash/drama with a “little chat” ….NC NC.
    and mofo….hard as it might be to imagine, girls can be friends with guys. without the old in and out.

  • Mofo from the Hood March 10, 2008

    Tressie, don’t play me like that.

  • Robin March 11, 2008

    Since when does our over-dramatized, instant gratification seeking pop culture avoid Jerry Springer-esque confrontations? I think that Defender, twelve of her cousins, five of her kids and three of her besties should engage Ho-cake in a food fight whilst mud wrestling. Then they can have the follow up episode a year later where Ho-cake is carrying Defender’s baby’s daddy’s brother’s child and tears will be shed all round. Non?

  • Mofo from the Hood March 11, 2008

    Thank you Robin. Categorize this whole mess under:

    Loss of shame. Loss of reason. Loss of meaning.

  • resortdude March 12, 2008

    Dear DOMM,

    I am with MOFO on this one.

    Your man needs to man up, put on his big boy pants and deal with the situation. He should be the one telling this tramp to stop hitting on him. Especially if it happened more than once! That tells me that he may not have addressed the situation properly in the first place.

    It is good that he is being honest with you and telling you what is happening. You should be honest with him and tell him your opinion as to how he should handle it.

    My work here is done.

  • Robin March 13, 2008

    Dude, where’s the new Sassy?