Making a Statement: Tacoma Says "Enough!"
Tacoma faced a difficult decision this week. Will we confront injustice head-on, or allow it to dwell unchallenged in our society? In the end, we chose to drug the rogue bear and escort him to his natural habitat.
Of course, the bear had adequate notice he was trespassing into our ecosystem, but chose to ignore every opportunity we gave him to swim back home to the Key Peninsula. Instead of legitimately entering our culture of hard work and free enterprise, this bear attempted to break into our homes. He resisted arrest for hours, leading police on an expensive moderate-speed chase through a green belt area.
The bear’s crime spree lasted at least 24 hours. When it became apparent that the Federal Government did not intend to come dispense of the bear, or prevent future ursine beachheads, local officials felt their hand had been forced and relocated the animal.
Their bold action is a significant triumph of grassroots code enforcement. The bear’s family could not be reached for comment, but is believed to be squatting in the forest near Penrose Point.
Filed under: City Government, Public Safety
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