August 17, 2007 ·

Tacoma Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) The waxing moon is in your favor. Expect a lot of luck this week. It might be time to try out for that play at Tacoma Little Theater. Lucky numbers: 1 through 23,723, but not 52.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Jupiter’s transit through Virgo means you should venture out more. Meet new people! Romance abounds at the next Love Tacoma event. (This horoscope brought to you by Love Tacoma.)

Gemini (May 21 – June 21) Death. Probably in a hail of gunfire. Sorry.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22) You’ll see the person you were destined to marry riding the Link. Unfortunately, you’ll be in your car at 11th and Commerce. Too bad you drove today, eh?

Leo (July 23 – August 22) You are the same sign as fellow Leo FeedTacoma, which just turned 1. Recommend celebrating at Galanga or Capers.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Tacoma’s got nothing left for you anymore. With Mercury at its peak, now may be the time to pull up roots and relocate. How do you feel about Burien?

Libra (September 23 – October 22) Lunar tides boost your influence next week. Whoever you vote for in Tuesday’s primary is going to win. If you don’t vote, anarchy will likely ensure.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) At 6:00 pm tonight stand on the Bridge of Glass wearing moon boots, chaps, a fake tuxedo t-shirt, and a beret. You’ll thank us Monday.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The creative class beckons! Quit your day job and join the ranks of creative professionals! Do it today! (Note: horoscopes for entertainment purposes only. Exit133 accepts no liability for your mid-life crisis.)

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) New opportunities beckon. Remember, the wisest is wiser than one who is not wise. Vague sentiments will lead you to prosperity.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Are you really going to base your next decision on Saturn’s proximity to its zenith? C’mon, people!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) You’re in one of America’s most livable cities; get out and enjoy it! Or else.

5 comments

  • Bob March 10, 2008

    Goings has caused most of the problems in PALS since he joined the Council. As chair of the Community Development Committee, he spearheaded community plans, which allowed neighborhoods to create zoning classifications that did not exist in the main zoning code. This adds to the complexity of permitting by an order of magnitude. He regularly pulled money out of PALS budget for pet projects (Meridian Park, anyone? There he bailed out a church, but gave them a 10 year lease to keep using the amphitheater).

    He regularly screws up PALS’ work plan with repetitive, short-fuse requests for information, maps, and demands to develop new comprehensive plan or development regulation language.

    As for fees, do a public records request for his voting record, and see how many fees he’s voted for. This is the man who tied up 50% of conservation futures funding for 20 years. He has no problem raising fees or taxes, unless he is running for office.

    This is the latest in a series of cheap stunts pulled by Goings to distract you from his lame 2 year long campaign sign postings, ethics laspes (Mailings, anyone?) and the fact that he has absolutely no qualifications as a manager or leader that even remotely qualify him to be County Executive.

  • Republican (By Default) March 10, 2008

    Sounds like politics as usual for Tacoma/Pierce County. As soon as I read the news release I knew it smelled funny.

    First thing that concerned me was that Goings went to the public before he went to the county exec (the person who can actually do something about the problems). It was unprofessional at best. Translation: publicity stunt.

  • It may be ethical, but is it moral? March 10, 2008

    I doubt that Mr. Goings is bringing this forward without talking with other council members first. So much for open and honest government.

    Mr Goings campaign reminds me a lot of Rudy’s bid for president. Running early with perceived popularity, but when the voters really looked into his leadership, they dropped him like a gallon of sour milk.

  • Douglas Tooley March 11, 2008

    I have no opinion of Mr. Kleeberg.

    I was however a Logan/Knox class member permatemp with King County who was very definitely politically attacked by the Officers of the Court of Seattle’s Superior Court – an attack that continues to this day.

    By coincidence I was the grunt who completed the first computerized parcel maps for unincorporated King County, including the resulting elections, zoning, and growth management products – an honors graduate of the conservative Department of Economics at the UW I was also a board member (and newsletter editor) for the Vision Seattle Group (founded by Peter Steinbrueck, among others – though I didn’t support Steinbrueck’s CAP initiative).

    Building a great organization is tough, but it is the case that at Mr. Kleeberg’s level that is part of the job.

    I can’t say about Mr. Kleeberg, and although I’m a supporter of Hillary over Barack it might not be bad to have a few of the fifty year old generation working as ‘VP’ to a few talented young black men of Barack’s caliber.

    Perhaps Ron Sims could nominate someone for the Pierce County job?

  • Tom Llewellyn March 11, 2008

    My previous job was in the County’s communications department, and I worked regularly with Mr. Kleeberg on communicating an aggressive plan of improvements for their permitting process. I always found Chuck to be a stand-up guy and truly motivated to do right by the residents.

    He’s in a heckuva tough job. If you don’t believe me, go into the Planning and Land Services office, just north of Costco, and see the workload he has to deal with.

    On top of that, Chuck plays upright bass. What’s not to like?

    Goings is misguided on this one.